I guess I have to write something. The video wasn’t reason enough, huh? I don’t know if you noticed, but I was born with this year round tan. Megan Fox grilling is almost as sexy as her getting out of that bed!
She is Megan Fox and I am Owen JJ Stone. For this to happen would seem impossible. Half the time, when I tell people the idea they laugh. Until the day I die, friends and family will hate me… “Remember that time I went out with Megan Fox?”
“YES grandpa! You told us the story!!”
8 reasons I want to go out with Megan Fox:
- Because she’s Megan Fox.
- Megan has tattoos. I have 11.
- I want to meet Optimus Prime
- Megan likes funny guys! Thats so me!
- She played out Seth Rogen.
- She’s not into Social Media (that’s refreshing)
- She swears.
- Because I’d love to talk to her and find out how she deals with haters!
Megan is not into the social web. I’m hoping that by this point I’m a lot healthier. Hopefully, the buzz about this project won’t fall on deaf ears and I can use the leverage of the new friends I make along the way to finish my goal. I would love to go out and have a fun time with Megan Fox.
Q:
Do you think this can be done? (me losing the weight and getting Megan to agree)






