I guess I have to write something.  The video wasn’t reason enough, huh?  I don’t know if you noticed, but I was born with this year round tan.  Megan Fox grilling is almost as sexy as her getting out of that bed!

She is Megan Fox and I am Owen JJ Stone.  For this to happen would seem impossible.  Half the time, when I tell people the idea they laugh.  Until the day I die, friends and family will hate me… “Remember that time I went out with Megan Fox?”

“YES grandpa! You told us the story!!”

8 reasons I want to go out with Megan Fox:

  1. Because she’s Megan Fox.
  2. Megan has tattoos. I have 11.
  3. I want to meet Optimus Prime
  4. Megan likes funny guys! Thats so me!
  5. She played out Seth Rogen.
  6. She’s not into Social Media (that’s refreshing)
  7. She swears.
  8. Because I’d love to talk to her and find out how she deals with haters!

Megan is not into the social web.  I’m hoping that by this point I’m a lot healthier.  Hopefully,  the buzz about this project won’t fall on deaf ears and I can use the leverage of the new friends I make along the way to finish my goal.  I would love to go out and have a fun time with Megan Fox.

Q:

Do you think this can be done? (me losing the weight and getting Megan to agree)